Come and support students of the Regal School of Creative Arts as they present When in Rome, a comic play written by Pete Thorogood and directed by Dr Mia Gordon

According to ancient legend, Rome was founded by two brothers; Romulus and Remus who had been reared by a she-wolf.

Yeah, right; actually, we know different. Oh yes, Rome was founded by two brothers alright, but they were a couple of ordinary blokes with an ordinary mum. Troubles arose when 'The People' needed to choose just one of them to be Supreme Ruler: would it be the one who promised a good basic income, democracy and peace? Or would it be the one who promised them gold and non-stop parties? Or would it just be someone who could keep the streets clean and rid them of the thousands of hamsters who were running riot?